Technically Correct
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Technically Correct
What are your favourite statements that sound wrong, but are technically correct?
In the Vatican, there are 5.9 popes per square mile.
The average human being has less than two legs.
In the Vatican, there are 5.9 popes per square mile.
The average human being has less than two legs.
Nayaby- Le Rogue en Rouge
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Re: Technically Correct
Antarctica is the largest desert in the world.
Did you get this from Reddit, by any chance?
Did you get this from Reddit, by any chance?
Inklai- Posts : 3
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Re: Technically Correct
Batmans live in caves(probably uncomfortably as well).
Zip- Zhe Moron
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I got this from one of my friend's Facebook status. I thought it was funny and wanted to share. Maybe he got it from Reddit?
You can never truthfully answer yes to the question, "Are you asleep?".
You can never truthfully answer yes to the question, "Are you asleep?".
Nayaby- Le Rogue en Rouge
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Well, you can if you talk in your sleep...
The average family has 2 children, and about another third of a child.
(Well, I probably got the number wrong, but...)
The average family has 2 children, and about another third of a child.
(Well, I probably got the number wrong, but...)
Aequus- Bringer of Joy
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Most people are capable of jumping higher than an average house.
- Spoiler:
- Most houses can't jump at all.
Nayaby- Le Rogue en Rouge
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I'm giving away dead batteries free of charge.
Ba dum tsh!
The short fortune teller who escaped prison was a small medium at large.
Ba dum tsh!
The backward poet writes inverse.
Ba dum tsh!
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Ba dum tsh!
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
Ba dum tsh!
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen the mall.
Ba dum tsh!
Ba dum tsh!
The short fortune teller who escaped prison was a small medium at large.
Ba dum tsh!
The backward poet writes inverse.
Ba dum tsh!
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Ba dum tsh!
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
Ba dum tsh!
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen the mall.
Ba dum tsh!
Nayaby- Le Rogue en Rouge
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Tautologies are true whether you like it or not!
Aequus- Bringer of Joy
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Pretty much every modern convenience, from your car to your computer, is made from dinosaurs.
Your clothes are more than likely made from dinosaurs.
DINOSAURS!
Your clothes are more than likely made from dinosaurs.
DINOSAURS!
Nayaby- Le Rogue en Rouge
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