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Post by Nayaby Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:56 pm

What are your favourite statements that sound wrong, but are technically correct?

In the Vatican, there are 5.9 popes per square mile.

The average human being has less than two legs.
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Post by Inklai Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:21 pm

Antarctica is the largest desert in the world.

Did you get this from Reddit, by any chance?
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Post by Zip Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:42 pm

Batmans live in caves(probably uncomfortably as well).
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Post by Nayaby Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:10 pm

I got this from one of my friend's Facebook status. I thought it was funny and wanted to share. Maybe he got it from Reddit?

You can never truthfully answer yes to the question, "Are you asleep?".
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Post by Aequus Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:35 pm

Well, you can if you talk in your sleep...

The average family has 2 children, and about another third of a child.
(Well, I probably got the number wrong, but...)
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Post by Nayaby Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:27 am

Most people are capable of jumping higher than an average house.

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Post by Nayaby Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:01 pm

I'm giving away dead batteries free of charge.

Ba dum tsh!

The short fortune teller who escaped prison was a small medium at large.

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The backward poet writes inverse.

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When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

Ba dum tsh!

A plateau is the highest form of flattery.

Ba dum tsh!

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen the mall.

Ba dum tsh!
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Post by Aequus Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:23 am

Tautologies are true whether you like it or not!
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Post by Nayaby Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:28 pm

Pretty much every modern convenience, from your car to your computer, is made from dinosaurs.

Your clothes are more than likely made from dinosaurs.

DINOSAURS!
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Post by Areada Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:20 pm

I LIKE DINOSAURS
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