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Technically Correct

Post by Nayaby on Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:56 pm

What are your favourite statements that sound wrong, but are technically correct?

In the Vatican, there are 5.9 popes per square mile.

The average human being has less than two legs.
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Re: Technically Correct

Post by Inklai on Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:21 pm

Antarctica is the largest desert in the world.

Did you get this from Reddit, by any chance?
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Re: Technically Correct

Post by Zip on Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:42 pm

Batmans live in caves(probably uncomfortably as well).
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Re: Technically Correct

Post by Nayaby on Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:10 pm

I got this from one of my friend's Facebook status. I thought it was funny and wanted to share. Maybe he got it from Reddit?

You can never truthfully answer yes to the question, "Are you asleep?".
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Re: Technically Correct

Post by Aequus on Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:35 pm

Well, you can if you talk in your sleep...

The average family has 2 children, and about another third of a child.
(Well, I probably got the number wrong, but...)
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Re: Technically Correct

Post by Nayaby on Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:27 am

Most people are capable of jumping higher than an average house.

Spoiler:
Most houses can't jump at all.
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Re: Technically Correct

Post by Nayaby on Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:01 pm

I'm giving away dead batteries free of charge.

Ba dum tsh!

The short fortune teller who escaped prison was a small medium at large.

Ba dum tsh!

The backward poet writes inverse.

Ba dum tsh!

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

Ba dum tsh!

A plateau is the highest form of flattery.

Ba dum tsh!

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen the mall.

Ba dum tsh!
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Re: Technically Correct

Post by Aequus on Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:23 am

Tautologies are true whether you like it or not!
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Re: Technically Correct

Post by Nayaby on Sat Feb 02, 2013 10:28 pm

Pretty much every modern convenience, from your car to your computer, is made from dinosaurs.

Your clothes are more than likely made from dinosaurs.

DINOSAURS!
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Re: Technically Correct

Post by Areada on Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:20 pm

I LIKE DINOSAURS
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